Showing posts with label brain eaters. Show all posts
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Monday, February 8, 2016

The Norliss Tapes (1973)



So, The Norliss Tapes was a 1973 TV movie developed and directed by Dan Curtis, same guy who did The Night Stalker telefilm the year before. This movie took the same premise (paranormal-investigating journalist) and tried to give it a slightly different flavor. (A blander one, in my opinion.)

Don't get me wrong, it was more than competently done, for a 70s TV movie, and kept me watching into the end credits. But I am gonna say Roy Thinnes portrayed a painfully dull David Norliss. And while I know it's bad form, I couldn't help comparing him to Darren McGavin in The Night Stalker, and I'm afraid he didn't compare very well.

I know, it seems everyone wants to compare this film unfavorably to The Night Stalker, and it's not particularly fair to this movie or to Dan Curtis. But let's face it, when you create something as amazing as The Night Stalker, everything else you do tends to get held up next to it.

And I confess I was doing some of that as I watched this. Anyway, enough TNS-meandering. Let me give you a rundown of this little movie. It basically goes like this:

San Francisco investigative journalist David Norliss gets a call from his publisher, Sanford Evans, who wants to know how his new book is coming along. Norliss acts all weird over the phone, saying he doesn't think he can write the book (it's basically on how various supernatural phenomena are faked). He asks to meet with Evans, so they arrange that, but Norliss never shows up.

So then Evans heads over to Norliss' house and finds it empty. He knows Norliss always records his notes on cassette tapes (hence the movie's title), so he sticks a tape marked "1" in the player and sits down to have a listen, and the rest of the movie is in flashback.

Seems Norliss has been asked by Marsha Sterns to talk to her sister, Ellen Cort. Ellen says she just saw her recently deceased husband, sculptor Jim Cort, in his studio last night. She says he killed the family German Shepard right before Ellen let him have it with her shotgun, after which she ran like hell.

Norliss takes the case. He and Ellen go back to the studio that afternoon to check things out. There's lots of blood (the dog's), but when they check the family crypt, Jim is right there where he should be, looking quite dead. We get a close up of this ancient Egyptian ring, that Ellen says Jim got from a shop owner in town not too long before he died. He insisted he be buried with it on his finger. Norliss pays a visit to the shop owner, Mme. Jeckiel, who acts all cagey, telling him she has no idea what he's talking about but warning him to stay away from the studio anyway. (Suspicious.)

Meanwhile, other deaths are occurring in the area where victims are being drained of blood, and local Sheriff Tom Hartley is trying to keep that weirdness away from the press. So he's not too happy when Norliss comes snooping around, and he stonewalls him. Norliss finds out everything anyway, and decides there must be a connection between these other deaths and Dead Jim. (And he's right.)

The next time Norliss and Ellen visit the studio, it's night and they find an almost finished life-size statue of a demon, sculpted in a weird reddish clay. It's so weird, Norliss decides to take a sample for analysis. About this time Dead Jim shows up and tries to kill them, but Norliss runs over him in his car--twice--and they get away. When they bring the cops back, there's no sign of Jim in or out of his coffin. Well, it turns out that clay is 40% comprised of human blood, and now we know why there are blood drained corpses showing up all over.

About this time, Ellen's sister Marsha shows up long enough to get killed by Dead Jim, in what is easily the best scene in the movie. It's storming hard, and Marsha hears something outside her motel window. She walks slooowly toward it, draws back the curtain, and [GAHHH!] there's rain-streaked Dead Jim, who proceeds to jump through the window and kill her. (He must still need a little more blood for his statue.)




Anyway, Mme. Jeckiel finally spills the beans and confesses she helped Jim set himself up to become immortal. That ring he was buried with allows his corpse to rise from the grave by night, and said corpse is sculpting a body for this demon named Sargoth to possess and inhabit. Once Sargoth is loose and wreaking havoc on our physical plane, Dead Jim will lose the corpse-look and get to be Alive Forever Jim as his reward. (I'm guessing at this point Ellen is thinking something along the lines of it's the people you think you know the best that you actually don't know at all.)

Not to worry, Mme. Jeckiel says, all they have to do is remove that ring from Dead Jim's finger before he awakens at sundown and everything'll be okay.

Problem is, it's nearly sundown now....

Of course, they're too late and Mme. Jeckiel gets killed for her trouble.

Norliss arrives about this time and, having figured things out on his own, has a big vial of blood he uses to make a blood circle around Dead Jim and Sargoth, just as Sargoth is coming to life. Due to magic-blood-circle-mumbo-jumbo, both Dead Jim and Sargoth are trapped inside it. Chaos ensues and both supernatural bad guys are destroyed as the studio burns down.

We (the audience) return to Evans listening at the tape machine, and as he picks up tape #2, he ponders what tale of terror might be recorded on it. (A question we'll never know the answer to because NBC never greenlit the movie into a series.)

And that's it. Credits roll.

Not a bad little movie by any stretch. And as for Norliss being a dull lead character, it seems to me Dan Curtis must have looked at his Kolchak from the year before, and gone polar opposite for Norliss. Kolchak was seedy, usually destitute, with fairly questionable morals; Norliss was successful, affluent, and a straight arrow. Trouble for me was, Kolchak was more fun to watch.

Which reminds me, this movie was chock full of people I'd "seen somewhere before," and IMDB was kind enough to let me know just where (when I didn't already remember):

Roy The Invaders Thinnes as David Norliss
Don Gidget Porter as Sanford T. Evans
Angie Police Woman Dickinson as Ellen Sterns Cort
Nick Futureworld (best I could come up with) Dimitri as James Raymond Cort
Claude Sheriff Lobo Akins as Sheriff Tom Hartley
Michele Six Million Dollar Man Carey as Marsha Sterns
Vonetta Blacula McGee as Mme. Jeckiel
Bob Gymkata Schott as Sargoth

As for the Brain Count, maybe this film isn't quite The Night Stalker, but it's a fun little ride all on it's own. I'm giving it THREE 40%-HUMAN-BLOOD BRAINS.

Saturday, September 19, 2009

Jennifer's Body (2009)


Just got back from seeing the movie "Jennifer's Body" at the ol' Megaplex.

This.

Movie.

Was.

FUNNY.

I mean F. U. N. N. Y.

It's a keeper for sure.

Here's the story:
Small town cheerleader Jennifer (and all that implies) is dead. She just doesn't know it yet. In fact, the only thing keeping her going is the demon hiding out inside her body. She doesn't know about that, either, she just knows that she gets so hungry these days....

It seems some of the local boys are having their bones gnawed upon (and not in a sexy cheerleader way). Needy has a growing suspicion that Jennifer could be behind the drop in teen male population. Her suspicion grows a lot, really fast, when she nearly hits a just-finished-dining Jennifer with her car during a late night drive. Then Jennifer starts showing an interest in Needy's boyfriend.

Ooh. Did you hear that noise? Sounded like a showdown....

The movie's written by Diablo Cody and is filled right to the brim with snappy exchanges and hilarious one liners. Now, Cody also wrote the Oscar winning Juno (also filled right to the brim with snappy exchanges and hilarious one liners), and some fans are unfavorably comparing Jennifer's Body to Juno.

Um. Folks, Juno was a well written comedic drama dealing with teen pregnancy and other socially relevant material. Jennifer's Body is a well written schlock horror film dealing with a cheerleader eating her peers. Not really the same thing.

High School Evil Jennifer

Actually Evil Jennifer
The two leads are played by Megan Fox (Jennifer) and Amanda Seyfried (Needy). Technically, Needy is the secondary role, but Ms. Seyfried played her up so well I'm afraid she sort of stole the show. Especially enjoyable was the interaction between Needy and her boyfriend Chip - including the cutest sweetest (unusual descriptors, but these fit) sex scene I've ever watched.

FOUR DEMONIC BRAINS

Thursday, January 1, 2009

Zombie Strippers (2008)

Old strippers never die, they just shoot billiard balls from their....

I'm only a little ashamed to say that I'm not a lot ashamed to admit I couldn't pass up a film with a title like this.

I'm not particularly a fan of zombies OR strippers, but there are certain words in our language, when paired together, that create something more than just their letters combined. Something... bigger than all of us.

I don't mean to say Zombie Strippers is a good movie. It's a bad movie. But I felt compelled to watch, just to see what could or would possibly unfold during a movie pairing these two words in it's title.

Well, save your money.



No. Really. Save it and buy yourself something nice. You're worth it.



The story's the same you find in most any zombie film: unidentified military entity creates and then loses zombifying potion, various and sundry innocents are infected and the brain barbecue begins.



In this case the infected folks are strippers and (in most cases) WANT to be zombified because their customers love watching zombies dance and the dead girls are making more money. (I know. What town is this?)



Anyway, much bloodiness and occasional funniness occur until the unidentified military entity comes in and cleans up the mess.



I think the question of whether you should see this movie can be answered here: 

If seeing two dead strippers battle for supremacy, and Stripper A blows Stripper B's legs off by inserting billiard balls into her own vagina, then using her amazing-stripper-pelvic-muscle-strength to hurl them at Stripper B like cannon balls does anything for you at at all - this is your movie.



Otherwise....



ONE STRIPPED DOWN BRAIN


The Trailer





The Details



Cast

Jenna Jameson...Kat

Robert Englund...Ian

Roxy Saint...Lillith

Penny Drake...Sox

Whitney Anderson...Gaia

Jennifer Holland...Jessy

Shamron Moore...Jeannie

Jeannette Sousa ...Berengé

Carmit Levité...Madame Blavatski

John Hawkes...Davis

Brad Milne...Dr. Chushfeld

Zak Kilberg...Byrdflough

Jen Alex Gonzalez...Lt. Ryker

Jessica Custodio...Kwan

Laura Bach...Sassy Sue



Director

Jay Lee



MPAA Rating

USA: R/Unrated (for boobs, gore and tasteless humor)



Runtime

94 minutes



Taglines

Live Dead Nudes


They'll dance for a fee, but devour you for free.



Language

English



Link

Zombie Strippers at Wikipedia